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A shortened version with some more ideas added:
1) Industrial Human Canning Facility - Where your death is our Food.
2) Raiders Medical Centre - Where your death is our pleasure.
3) RobCo Health Insurance - Where your death is your problem.
4) The Scrapdomatic - Unsure what to do with that useless junk, then the Scrapdomatic is for .you, turning your useless junk into more useless (but at least) different junk.
5) The PoopoKicker - Annoyed with dogs, brahmin and other such animals, including humans leaving their "Brown Mess" all over your unclean settlement, the Poopokicker will of course kick the brown mess everywhere and maybe even out of you.
6) Saw Mill (v2) - Double the fun for triple the price. Need more settlers, then the Saw Mill (v2) is for you, turning one settlers into two for free. Included is a shovel, Ideal for those Mass Graves you will need to dig.
7) Slap Jet - A variation of the Junk Jet, the slap jet allows you to put Marcy Long finally in her place, add the Slapsat and enjoy hours with Marcy tied to the chair, allowing the Slap Jet to slapher.
8) Codswallop - Like Codsworth just even more useless. Weapons include a sponge, a pencil and a feather and one phrase that he repeats over and over again, forever.
9) Licktron - A new addition to RobCo. Based on the Assaultron, the Licktron takes a more gentle approach to death. Find the new Dirt Magazine and open up even more possibliities to where the Licktron can lick you (to death). Pevertron to follow.
10) The Boredem Trail - Unlike the Freedom Trail, the Boredom trail goes no where to nothing, but does allow you to gain new perks, including the Boredom Perk (you sleep 24hrs a day), The I love Marcy Long Perk (You spend 24hrs a day listening to her wisdom) and finally the No Thing Perk. For 24hrs a day you are awarded -
11) Proston Garvey - Feel sorry for poor old Preston Garvey, the jokes and humiliation he suffers, with the Proston Garvey Companion, now you became the butt of all jokes.
And finally (Thank God)
12) The Fallout 4 "Total Wasteland Alteration Theme" mod. Only for the Elite Gamers and only sold in your local store in a very busy highstreet at 129.91 GBP. The Total Wasteland Alteration Theme solves all of fallout 4 bugs and glitches, 100% Guaranteed. Just remember to display your case when walking home as it its covered by our copyrighted Total Wasteland Alteration Theme acronym. Be proud in the knowledge, that you, unlike others are now part of this Elite Group, safe in the knowledge that once installed and it wipes you game, you will truly be a T.W.A.T.
Coming soon to a Mod near you, the Sim settlement addon, "Should He Invent This" Mod by, well, not me
.
1) Industrial Human Canning Facility - Where your death is our Food.
2) Raiders Medical Centre - Where your death is our pleasure.
3) RobCo Health Insurance - Where your death is your problem.
4) The Scrapdomatic - Unsure what to do with that useless junk, then the Scrapdomatic is for .you, turning your useless junk into more useless (but at least) different junk.
5) The PoopoKicker - Annoyed with dogs, brahmin and other such animals, including humans leaving their "Brown Mess" all over your unclean settlement, the Poopokicker will of course kick the brown mess everywhere and maybe even out of you.
6) Saw Mill (v2) - Double the fun for triple the price. Need more settlers, then the Saw Mill (v2) is for you, turning one settlers into two for free. Included is a shovel, Ideal for those Mass Graves you will need to dig.
7) Slap Jet - A variation of the Junk Jet, the slap jet allows you to put Marcy Long finally in her place, add the Slapsat and enjoy hours with Marcy tied to the chair, allowing the Slap Jet to slapher.
8) Codswallop - Like Codsworth just even more useless. Weapons include a sponge, a pencil and a feather and one phrase that he repeats over and over again, forever.
9) Licktron - A new addition to RobCo. Based on the Assaultron, the Licktron takes a more gentle approach to death. Find the new Dirt Magazine and open up even more possibliities to where the Licktron can lick you (to death). Pevertron to follow.
10) The Boredem Trail - Unlike the Freedom Trail, the Boredom trail goes no where to nothing, but does allow you to gain new perks, including the Boredom Perk (you sleep 24hrs a day), The I love Marcy Long Perk (You spend 24hrs a day listening to her wisdom) and finally the No Thing Perk. For 24hrs a day you are awarded -
11) Proston Garvey - Feel sorry for poor old Preston Garvey, the jokes and humiliation he suffers, with the Proston Garvey Companion, now you became the butt of all jokes.
And finally (Thank God)
12) The Fallout 4 "Total Wasteland Alteration Theme" mod. Only for the Elite Gamers and only sold in your local store in a very busy highstreet at 129.91 GBP. The Total Wasteland Alteration Theme solves all of fallout 4 bugs and glitches, 100% Guaranteed. Just remember to display your case when walking home as it its covered by our copyrighted Total Wasteland Alteration Theme acronym. Be proud in the knowledge, that you, unlike others are now part of this Elite Group, safe in the knowledge that once installed and it wipes you game, you will truly be a T.W.A.T.
Coming soon to a Mod near you, the Sim settlement addon, "Should He Invent This" Mod by, well, not me
.
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