A while back, @Rudy started a thread about the characters we pictured ourselves playing. As an old-school roleplayer, I am all about the backstory, so I wrote a little thing, and was happy with it. A while later, @MrCJohn built a really nice quickstart mod inspired by my story. Then @RayBo went and did this. So I decided to revisit what I'd written, and see what Major Coolwater got up to once he thawed out. A caveat: Major Coolwater has a very colorful vocabulary. If you are offended by profanity, you should probably turn away now.